Having a cat vs. having a baby

CAT: You clean up its poop
BABY: You clean up its poop

CAT: Climbs all over your lap
BABY: Climbs all over your lap

CAT: Anything you are eating, it wants
BABY: Anything you are eating, it wants

CAT: Unrolls the toilet paper roll
BABY: Unrolls the toilet paper roll

CAT: Creates extra mess in the house
BABY: Creates extra mess in the house

CAT: Makes noise for attention/food/etc
BABY: Makes noise for attention/food/etc

CAT: Allows you to give them affection on their terms
BABY: Allows you to give them affection on their terms

CAT: Loves to play with your hair
BABY: Loves to play with your hair

CAT: Unseemingly knows exactly how to be underfoot
BABY: Unseemingly knows exactly how to be underfoot

CAT: Loves you til you forget to feed them
BABY: Loves you in a way no cat ever could